Parody

I have eaten

the cookies

That you have made

In the oven.



I know you spent

Your whole weekend

Working on them,



To me it seemed

As if they were a gold mine

Waiting to be found



I could not resist,

So I consumed them

Like a lawn mower

Faster than imaginable



When I swallowed that last one,

The taste finally came to me;

Bland and tasteless.